I’m a big fan of names. When I talk to people, I tend to use them a lot. Jill Y is is a big fan of telling me how inadequate I am in every aspect of daily life. Scurvy Jane is a big fan of orange juice because it tends to gives her skin that non-scurvy glow. Sugartastic Daddy John is a big fan of wives and that’s why he has 68 of them. Little Dill Y is a big fan of ripping pages out of fairy tales such as the bible. For a log time now, Thirsty Dave has claimed to be Jennifer Aniston’s biggest fan and today he’s finally proved it:
