Jesus Take The Veal

This is what resulted when Carrie Underwood’s hero became more socially conscious.

She was eating last Friday and was getting very chatty
With her hippie friend named Steve
Chowing on another cheese and veal patty
Was her favorite thing to eat

Steve pointed to her plate and said he was gonna show
Her something to be seen
But first they split a beer

“I brought my solar laptop with me please pay attention”
She was eating way too fast
Before she knew it it was beginning
It was Steve there teaching class

She saw a PETA video flash before her eyes
She didn’t even have time to cry
She just sat and stared
She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus, take the veal
Take it from my hands
Cause I can’t eat beef till it’s grown

I’m letting go
I’m changing my old stance
To save me from this cow’s young spawn
Jesus, take the veal

It was still getting colder when she saw the cow holder
Not even a place to flop
She cried when she saw that baby just deplete
Poor little livestock

And for the first time in a long time
She raised her hand to say
She said I’m sorry for the way
They’ve been giving them the knife

I know I’ve got to change
So from now on tonight

Jesus, take the veal
Take it from my hands
Cause I can’t eat beef till it’s grown

I’m letting go
I’m changing my old stance
To save me from this cow’s young spawn

Oh Jesus, take the veal
Oh, I’m letting go

I’m changing my old stance
To save me from this cow’s young spawn
From this cow’s young spawn
Jesus, take the veal
Oh, now it’s just bacon for me
Oh, why, ooh