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Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

May 25, 2011
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I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, musician, bumblebee. You can find James' collective works spread like seed into the Internet. Specifically you can find him on Yahoo! TV, Yahoo! Sports, Associated Content, Into the Garbage Chute, Kneel Before POD and The JamboPlex.

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2 Responses to Joke of the Day 5.25.2011

  1. Jack Sass
    May 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    I don’t smoke, drink, or cuss. Ah shit! I left my cig’s at the bar again!

  2. May 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    nice



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