A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband. The 60-year-old man started to feel sick and went to lie down, then awoke tied to the bed as Kieu attacked and cutting off his penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife, police said. She then put the penis down a garbage disposal, police said. The victim declined to comment when he was reached by phone Tuesday by the Register. Stating, “This is a ‘private’ matter.”
Okay, seriously this is a tragic story and the fact that the victim called it a private matter doesn’t help, however, can you imagine if the garbage disposal had backed up?
“Plumber: Well ma’am you’ve got a penis stuck in your garbage disposal. The good news is it’s less than six-inches stuck in the pipe.”