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Post-Rapture

May 21, 2011
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Well, here it is.  I must have nodded off for a bit, but I guess I’m assigned to eternal damnation  since Jesus must have come down and taken all of the truly righteous.  Weird thing is that I don’t know of anybody who’s missing. I called around. I guess no one was truly righteous. Though it looks like somebody must have left the damn gate open, because now my dogs are off to God-knows-where.

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8 Responses to Post-Rapture

  1. Mary Oberg
    May 29, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    All us ‘righteous people’ on HO have another chance at the new date of the Rapture on Oct 21!

  2. Theresa Wiza
    May 22, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    I blogged about this very issue. I was so surprised when I woke up – alive – this morning. Or maybe we’re all dead and we just haven’t figured it out yet…

  3. May 22, 2011 at 9:41 am

    The end of the world could come in the form of a major impact to the earth or any number of threats from deep space. Eventually, a very long time from now, when the Sun starts to run out of fuel the process will be very destructive to the inner planets. Ironically, most fundamentalists question the processes that created and govern the solar system and the universe. It is these very forces that will truly bring an apocalypse sooner or later.

  4. Jack Sass
    May 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    I’m still hold out. My wife asked me to take out the garbage and I told her I’d get to it after 6pm. Come on Rapture!!! 😉

    • Jack Sass
      May 21, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      Nope, I had to take out the garbage. Stupid Rapture!

  5. Kathy Minicozzi
    May 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Well, we have until 6:00 (all time zones), so if 6:00 hasn’t arrived yet where you are, you still have time to be taken up into the sky.

  6. May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    HA HA HA, So did the dogs get raptured or did the atheist rescuers come to their rescue? Wait, who would think you would get raptured? That’s just silly.

    • May 21, 2011 at 5:55 pm

      The dogs were raptured, of course. The only truly righteous.



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