When Jill Y woke up this morning, she was the same miserable, angst-ridden, cynical daughter of a Bon Jovi fan as before but she had drastically changed. Gone wasn’t the lack of tolerance she has for me or the lack of tolerance for those who don’t see fit to see her point of view on everything from mockingbirds to mocking birds but she had drastically changed. The words that forced themselves out of her mouth continued to make no sense to Scurvy Jane, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and my massively confused self but she had drastically changed. When Jill Y woke up this morning, she looked 10 years younger and here’s how she done it:
To hell with “extract.” I always take my sheep placenta straight up!
I’m with you on this one – placenta shots for everyone!
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I totally second that. I do however personally endorse a daily dose of Bon Jovi hatred. It’s scientifically proven to be scientific and increases the chances of shoes growing from sugar cane.
Spas sell this type of product. Apparently, it works. It is really gross and I have never tried it, but some women swear by it.
What’s the chance of something I ramble on about, actually existing in the real world!