Silence Is (truly) Golden

If a man says something in the woods and there’s no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong, doesn’t love you anymore, never takes you anywhere, forgets to put the toilet seat down, thinks you look fat in that dress, never remembers your anniversary or birthday, hates your mother and her cats, hmmm?  Sometimes silence is truly golden.

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7 thoughts on “Silence Is (truly) Golden”

    1. You know when a women is about to say something intelligent Mike? When she starts off with, “A man once told me…” hahaha If anyone needs me I’ll be trying to get into the witness protection program.

  1. What can I say. This and only this the next time that I open my big mouth I am going to make sure I am in the middle of nowhere on my own with nobody within a 50 mile radius then I will read a book maybe just maybe that way I will not get into trouble with the trouble and strife, brit slang for wife.

  2. This is my rule that has served me well: men are always wrong. There are no exceptions EXCEPT when they say, “God, how lucky I am to have this wonderful woman” Then, of course, they are right.

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