Yup, there are websites for almost EVERYthing! Ever wonder what other people write as their Facebook status? You’ve seen some funny ones from your friends, but what about all of the other members? Below find some funny lines taken from Facebook statuses all over the world.
(Quote un-Quote – so spelling is as how the person posted it on their page)
thinks everything looks like a Mexican soap opera
Do cats burp?
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house
Dear Santa, let me explain…
If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like
Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
How long do I have to wave my dick around at this ballgame before they put me on the Jumbotron?
“so and so” Says if a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless??
“so and so” Says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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http://www.geekersmagazine.com/funny-facebook-status.html
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I agree with your Some of the Funniest Facebook Status Lines | HumorOutcasts, fantastic post.