What supposedly Lasts Longer than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage

Donna Cavanagh

Okay, by now you might have heard the devastating and shocking news that Kim Kardashian and her NBA husband, Kris Humphries, are supposedly headed to Divorce Court. The two tied the knot in August of this year at a lavish wedding that reportedly cost millions of dollars. Well, 72 days later, the whole relationship is kaput.  So, I had to ask:

What Lasts Longer than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage:

1. The flavor in a new stick of gum
2. Sex with Hugh Hefner
3.  The cooking time of a minute steak (also coincidentally, the same amount of  time needed for sex with Hugh Hefner)
4. The monogrammed Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian-Humphries guest towels
5. Believe it or not —  Justin Bieber’s singing career
6. Sarah Palin’s hope for a Presidential career
7. A bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in a PMSing  whore house
8. A keg at a college homecoming football tailgate
9. An ice cream cone in the Sahara Desert

And finally,
10. The wait time for my pager to vibrate at the Olive Garden on a Friday night

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11 thoughts on “What supposedly Lasts Longer than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage”

  1. “10. The wait time for my pager to vibrate at the Olive Garden on a Friday night”
    Ahaha, SO true!!!

  3. Tom Hanks peeing scene in “A League of Their Own.” Come to think of it it lasted longer than my first marriage, lol!

  4. Well Obama has them beat, but not by much. I guess this was a “slam dunk” to predict, and the court-ing lasted longer than the marriage. Ok enough basketball puns, the larger question has to be why would anyone want to marry her to start with?

    Good top 10 list though Donna.

    1. Obama is not done yet Peter! I see a rebound for him too!:) I have to think that this wedding thing was nothing more than a big publicity stunt for everyone concerned from the caterers to the wedding dress designer to E television.

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