I frequently see commercials for a dating site called “Zoosk”.
In one spot, a woman is asked how her last date went (her mom set her up). She recounts her tale of woes as follows:
1) Man comes over to her place and she is late getting ready.
2) Woman lets gigantic St. Bernard and annoying cat lay across the man.
3) Man eats a wrap and has an allergic reaction to shellfish.
To which she says “No thanks, I’ll stick to Zoosk”. Which is apparently the place to go if you want to meet incredibly shallow bitches.
I long ago gave up my sense of adventure for the dating scene! Anything that has “zoo” in the name must be for animals!
Shallow bitches? At Zoosk? Is that dot net or dot com? Never mind, i’ll find it myself. I’ll just wear a Brad Pitt mask on dates, I’m totally getting laid!
Well, to be honest, it is better than the Christian dating site that says, “Are you looking for love and Christian?”It’s time to put your love life in God’s hands. God wants you to take the next step.” If God wants to find these people dates, why does he need a third party system? So, shallow Zoosk might be better. BTW, isn’t this the same company with the commercial where the two people are having sex in the copy room at the office and since this is in bad taste, she decides the dating service is better? Yes, real life situations.
I love those ads! “Are you Christian? Have you already fucked everyone in your church? God wants you to take your business to the Internet.”
Who knew God was so interested in our dating lives. HA HA
Funny, I just saw that ad last night. I was thinking of signing up so I’d have more writing material.
And I guess the point of the copy room ad was “Since you’re a raging slut, you want to do that kind of thing in the public library or Starbucks because it’s not right to do at work.”
Hey! If you can’t find true love at Zoosk, where ya’ gonna find it?
However they may want to consider a better name than something that represents quick relatiohships. Zoooooooooooooooosk!