Month: February 2012
A History of Contraception
If we’ve learned one thing from the Republican debates—other than the fact that Republicans are retarded—it’s that Barack Obama is a religion-hating baby killer. And with all the hubbub over the president’s “war on religion,” […]
You’re Joking Right? Episode 3
Welcome to a new edition of “You’re Joking, right?” Dr. Nancy Berk and Donna Cavanagh discuss a real life “Attention Wal Mart Shoppers” story, a unique career niche we never knew existed, and a Toy […]
Needy Chris Christiansen
Needy Chris Christiansen is one of Thirsty Dave’s more annoying and bothersome friends. He’s always asking people to help him out with stuff and never offers to return the favour. Not shy about asking complete […]
Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering
Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]
A Special Message to HumorOutcasts
After more than 200 published articles with YAHOO! Contributor Network (formerly Associated Content), I received my first rejection from them because “Commentary… should be thoughtful and measured [and] should make clear distinctions between opinion and […]
Everybody deserves to be treated equally
As part of his community service, Sugartastic Daddy John has to teach the kids at the local youth club, how to keep it real. Although this might sound like a sound idea, the powers that […]
What The Hell Happened To Family Feud?
Being unemployed means having time to watch daytime television. Even if you don’t want to, you have to. You don’t have a choice. It’s a rite of passage of being unemployed. As a matter of […]