If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some disturbing news. When the internet really started to take off, you may remember that it was run by those furry, carnivorous mammals known as cats. Cats originated in Tunisia where tuna comes from. They were everywhere and wielded the power like only cats can. They learned to play musical instruments, communicated with one another through words on pictures and their presence was all-consuming. I have uncovered startling evidence of the return of the cats that will leave you shaking in your puss-in-boots. Children have learned how to speak the language of the cats so it’s only a matter of time before these feline’s take back what they think is rightfully theirs:
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I don’t think it’s cats who are planning to take over the world. I think it’s … *gulp* … KIDS!
Now that would be terrifying!
My father-in-law believed that women were descended from cats, so this makes sense to me!
I think it’s safe to assume that you’re one of the few who will make sense of it!