A Cat-astrophe waiting to happen

If I could have your attention for a moment please? I don’t mean to be alarmist, a realist or a percussionist in a band that doesn’t play funk for the soul but I have some disturbing news. When the internet really started to take off, you may remember that it was run by those furry, carnivorous mammals known as cats. Cats originated in Tunisia where tuna comes from. They were everywhere and wielded the power like only cats can. They learned to play musical instruments, communicated with one another through words on pictures and their presence was all-consuming. I have uncovered startling evidence of the return of the cats that will leave you shaking in your puss-in-boots. Children have learned how to speak the language of the cats so it’s only a matter of time before these feline’s take back what they think is rightfully theirs:

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4 thoughts on “A Cat-astrophe waiting to happen”

  1. I don’t think it’s cats who are planning to take over the world. I think it’s … *gulp* … KIDS!

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