All that glitters is gold

When Sugartastic Daddy John opens his mouth, words of wisdom are laid to rest in a bed made of stuff and things. Many have dared to offer the view that The Daddy doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about but many of those who are many among us, know as much about stuff and things as I know about self-propelled lawn mowers. How is it that we, the losers of the world are supposed to understand the ways of the magnificently massive? Is it a crime to not understand the not so well-known? When The Daddy says “all that glitters is gold,” he isn’t just saying random words randomly for the sake of it:

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10 thoughts on “All that glitters is gold”

  1. And oh, yes, one more thing …

    Bill, I think you get the prize for putting the most words into your tags. Why don’t you just copy and paste your whole paragraph into the tags? Wouldn’t that save you a lot of work? Just suggesting. 😉

    1. I do copy and paste all the words into the tags. They’re then sorted alphabetically so sometimes it doesn’t look like it but well spotted and every now and sometimes, if you look real close at those tags, you can learn Bon Jovi facts that you never knew before! 😉

  2. Yes, but do those little pills taste good? Are they chocolate-covered, at least? Taste is everything, after all.

    1. I’m not sure that chocolate-covered Shit Glitter pills is a good idea, especially milk chocolate by virtue of the color of milk chocolate resembling the color of shit!

    1. To investigate this fully, someone would need to look in the shitter after consuming gold dust and although I have a crap job, I don’t have to do that!

  3. So, do you think Donald Trump buys this. Maybe it’s that metal in his intestines that are frying his brains after all, that is where his brain is right?

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