Chef’s Surprise

A chef, who describes himself as an asexual, voluntarily had his penis, testicles and scrotum surgically removed and then served his former genitals to guests at a special banquet.  Believe it or not, the diners not only knew what they were eating but they paid a pretty penny to taste the supposed delicacy. Upon hearing about the success of the unusual menu, a rival chef collapsed and died from a mysterious illness that the doctors finally identified as Penis Envy.

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6 thoughts on “Chef’s Surprise”

  1. There may be troubles ahead with this. The chef serves up his own meat and two veg and the 5 eager diners go away happy. Later, the 5 diners return for more of the same but where does the chef, source the material from?

  2. Oof! The reason that things like this are “not illegal” is that nobody ever thought anyone would actually do it!

  3. OMG, HA HA HA HA! Donna for the first time in quite a while, I’m speechless!!

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