If I could have your serious attention for a moment please. I have something to say and it’s important and you need to hear it. Until we change, we’re going to remain the same. That’s it. Thank you taking the time to listen and now, you can go back to what you were doing and hopefully do it well. I bow out with a product that may or may not work but if it does, we’re going to have some chilled out, clean children out there:
Ah, nothing washes away the horrid visions of a childhood trauma like a zesty bar of soap!
Sometimes it’s the simple products that work best!
That looks like a green picture frame with a Microsoft Word document inside it.
You might just be on to something there. It might not be real at all!
Guilt needs to be properly utilized by parents early on, to prepare the child-parent relationship for the teenage years! Everyone knows guilt is stronger than love.
I reckon I’m going to have to be very creative with guilt when my son becomes a teenager.
What happened to the the old-fashioned kind of soap that you washed your child’s dirty mouth out with?
You just can’t get that soap anymore. You can however, threaten to take away video games and that works just as well!
Haven’t you ever seen “A Christmas Story?” Ralphie mentions a number of soap brands, including evaluations of how they taste. I think all of those brands are still being sold, or at least most of them.
I haven’t seen the film but will put it on my list of things to do.
oh Dear God, is this put out by some kind of weird shrink who is lining up patients years in advance? Where do you find these things? 🙂
My son uses it all the time and he gets our conditional love for it. 🙂