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May 3, 2012

So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on.  The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke into a double wide so they could have sex.  When a neighbor saw them breaking in he contacted the owner who promptly came home and found the couple in a rather heated position.

When the police questioned the neighbor he stated,

“When they seen us they ran out the back door.  Me and the owner and ran after ‘em cornerin’ the guy in a ditch.   The girl got away but the fella jumped up and came at me with something in his hand – it looked like a short stick.  At least that’s what I think it was.”

Soon after the police caught up with the girl and she was arrested and booked for trespassing.  When asked about the man, who is still on the loose, she said she only knew him by his first name.

Now I may be going out on a limb here but I bet his name is John, last name, Smith.




Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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7 Responses to Facebooked

  1. Jack Sass
    May 8, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’m happy to hear my sex life is finally news worthy. haha

  2. lbwoodgate
    May 5, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Or maybe she meant he was her “john”

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      LB I was thinking he was more like a “Johnny Come Quickly”? 😉

  3. May 4, 2012 at 2:38 am

    I wonder if those who know him, know him as ‘Little’ John Smith?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 4, 2012 at 7:45 am

      LOL, a Sugartastic Daddy John he ain’t!!

  4. May 3, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    So, what do you think happens when someone enters a trailer park exactly? Is the oxygen thinner? A mystery…a real mystery.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      May 4, 2012 at 7:40 am

      HAHAHA! Donna, I can understand the stupidity of the locals but the sad fact is it’s STILL a top news story for our WLOS news team!!

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