I want to thank Thomas Sullivan for his fall-on-the-floor hilarious piece that can be found here: Signs That He’s Probably Not the One. I thought it would only be fair to present a woman’s point of view about the sometimes tricky process of getting to know members of the opposite sex.
Signs That a Woman Really and Truly Doesn’t Like You:
She crosses the street when she sees you coming.
Her pet name for you is “Asshole.”
She has blocked all of your email addresses.
She takes calls from telemarketers, but never from you.
She has tried to pass you on to her gay male friends.
She turned you down the last ten times you asked her out.
She has taken out a restraining order against you for being a pest.
She marries another man.
She moves in with another man.
She moves in with two other women and another man.
She moves back in with her parents and her six-foot, 250 pound brother who can crush bones with his bare hands.
She keeps telling you she isn’t interested in having anything to do with you.
She lies to you and tells you she’s gay.
She starts a conversation with, “You’re a sweet guy …”
She starts a conversation with, “I hate to hurt you …”
She took every present you ever gave her and donated them to a local thrift shop.
I want to thank Thomas Sullivan for his fall-on-the-floor hilarious piece that can be found here: Signs That He’s Probably Not the One. I thought it would only be fair to present a woman’s point of view about the sometimes tricky process of getting to know members of the opposite sex.
Oh, the ever-dreaded “sweet guy” line. Like water on a campfire. Hah, dug this Kathy.
Intersex Relationships 101:
How to crush a man’s ego while simultaneously rejecting him.
Another version: “Somewhere in the world there is a woman looking for a great guy like you.”
I’m not sure what it is but Thomas has a similar post at the mo. It’s not the very same… just sayin
Yes, and I thought it was so hilarious that I just had to give a woman’s point of view. I forgot to credit Thomas, though. I’ll edit this and put that in.