Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for what I’ve done.  In the spirit of Easter I thought it would be fun to make chocolate Easter bunnies for the church elders who constantly tell me I’m going hell for being such a terrible Christian.  And, being the good Christian that I am, I will be attending church.  I can’t wait to watch them sit through one of their snooze –fest sermons when the ex-lax laced chocolate bunny cramps kick in.

And Lord, please save me a seat in the rear, down-wind, when the preverbal shit hits the pew, Amen

Happy “Friday Humor Devotional” Easter!


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    1. LOL not many people piss me off Kathy so all on HO are safe. I just enjoy writing about the few that do! 🙂

      1. Hehe! I actually used to know someone who told me how he once played a similar trick (involving Ex-Lax) on another guy who had pissed him off. It’s a pretty unpleasant way to take revenge, but I guess it’s effective, if you don’t mind causing a mess!

  1. Mary just left me for an overnight outing with friends and I’m not sure where she hid the Easter chocolate! Donna, can your dogs sniff out chocolate?

  2. Actually, just use the diet chocolate that is made with alcohol sugars and you won’t need the Ex-Lax! The package even has a warning about eating too much!

    1. Mike, can it be melted into different shapes, like Christmas trees, or pumpkins? There are lots of holidays left to make candy for people who piss me off,lol 😉

    1. LOL, Donna seeing that we at HO are good-hearted people we will be spared the chocolate bunny surprise. 😉

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