Dear Lord, please forgive me for what I’ve done. In the spirit of Easter I thought it would be fun to make chocolate Easter bunnies for the church elders who constantly tell me I’m going hell for being such a terrible Christian. And, being the good Christian that I am, I will be attending church. I can’t wait to watch them sit through one of their snooze –fest sermons when the ex-lax laced chocolate bunny cramps kick in.
And Lord, please save me a seat in the rear, down-wind, when the preverbal shit hits the pew, Amen
Happy “Friday Humor Devotional” Easter!