Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s a sin to bitch slap a 3-year-old when they point at me on the beach wearing my black and white bathing suit and yell, “Look, mommy, look . . . Shamu’s got tits!” Amen.
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I’m with Mike, too, although it would be better if the male doing the noticing were a 30 year old instead of a 3 year old.
HA HA HA! Kathy if a 30-year-old male called me Shamu with tits he would be floating belly up with Shamu and not in a good way. 😉
I’m guessing the kid will grow up to be a comedian. Should have killed him. hehe
Jack, I tried to beach myself on top of him, but the little bugger kept outrunning me!!
I’m with Mike on this one!
Titdo Bill, oops . . . I mean, ditto!
If your tits get noticed, nothing else matters! Refer to “World’s Greatest News Anchor” for details.
OMG Mike I can’t believe they let her on the show wearing that, ha ha ha! Thanks for the tit support, literally!
Wow, that is one tough 3-year-old! If it’s a boy, I wish for him a life of man boobs and if it’s a girl, a life of wishing she had man boobs
HA HA HA! I like the idea of cursing them through eternity with man boobs, Shecky would approve!
I’m with Mike, too, although it would be better if the male doing the noticing were a 30 year old instead of a 3 year old.
HA HA HA! Kathy if a 30-year-old male called me Shamu with tits he would be floating belly up with Shamu and not in a good way. 😉
I’m guessing the kid will grow up to be a comedian. Should have killed him. hehe
Jack, I tried to beach myself on top of him, but the little bugger kept outrunning me!!
I’m with Mike on this one!
Titdo Bill, oops . . . I mean, ditto!
If your tits get noticed, nothing else matters! Refer to “World’s Greatest News Anchor” for details.
OMG Mike I can’t believe they let her on the show wearing that, ha ha ha! Thanks for the tit support, literally!
Wow, that is one tough 3-year-old! If it’s a boy, I wish for him a life of man boobs and if it’s a girl, a life of wishing she had man boobs
HA HA HA! I like the idea of cursing them through eternity with man boobs, Shecky would approve!