Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s a sin to bitch slap a 3-year-old when they point at me on the beach wearing my black and white bathing suit and yell, “Look, mommy, look . . . Shamu’s got tits!” Amen.

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10 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. I’m with Mike, too, although it would be better if the male doing the noticing were a 30 year old instead of a 3 year old.

    1. HA HA HA! Kathy if a 30-year-old male called me Shamu with tits he would be floating belly up with Shamu and not in a good way. 😉

  2. I’m guessing the kid will grow up to be a comedian. Should have killed him. hehe

    1. Jack, I tried to beach myself on top of him, but the little bugger kept outrunning me!!

    1. OMG Mike I can’t believe they let her on the show wearing that, ha ha ha! Thanks for the tit support, literally!

  3. Wow, that is one tough 3-year-old! If it’s a boy, I wish for him a life of man boobs and if it’s a girl, a life of wishing she had man boobs

    1. HA HA HA! I like the idea of cursing them through eternity with man boobs, Shecky would approve!

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