Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the courage to tell my wife that her new bandage dress needs another 5-yards of bandage just to cover her ass, Amen.
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I did not say a word. she must have read my thoughts on that dress. Next time no thinking no looking just stay at work.
Smart man, very smart man!
Dear Lord (not you, Bill — the real one),
I am pleased that you seem to think that my extra poundage just gives you more of me to love. But if I must be fat, could you make me look more like Delta Burke or Wynonna and less like Roseann? It would make me oh so happy. Thanks.
Amen to that!
Hi Deb, I am the Lord. No can do on that request. Signed: The Lord who likes bandage dresses.
LOL, Bill, eh . . . I mean Lord, I myself am one of those gals who would need at least an extra 3-yards and trust me it still wouldn’t be pretty, Amen! 😉
I did not say a word. she must have read my thoughts on that dress. Next time no thinking no looking just stay at work.
Smart man, very smart man!
Dear Lord (not you, Bill — the real one),
I am pleased that you seem to think that my extra poundage just gives you more of me to love. But if I must be fat, could you make me look more like Delta Burke or Wynonna and less like Roseann? It would make me oh so happy. Thanks.
Amen to that!
Hi Deb, I am the Lord. No can do on that request. Signed: The Lord who likes bandage dresses.
LOL, Bill, eh . . . I mean Lord, I myself am one of those gals who would need at least an extra 3-yards and trust me it still wouldn’t be pretty, Amen! 😉