Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my cell, Amen.
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Even the conversation about the article was funny here.
Thanks Theresa! Glad you enjoy it. Most of the time the comments are laughing at my pain. Oh the humanity!
Bad aftershave is quite flammable and can easily set an office on fire. But you didn’t hear that from me.
It’s also makes a mean martini! But I like the setting his office ablaze idea.
I know this boss! There are always those who are cheap and just plain crappy but they just seem to have all the money! Great one Deb
LOL I agree Donna. They are the same ones who (on Christmas Eve) decide to stop for gas and remember, “Oh I’d better get a dozen car fresheners as gifts for my staff.” Jerks!
That’s all very well but did your cheapskate boss give you your Christmas present on Dec 24th? No he didn’t because that’s just messing with the calendar and if you’re going to do that, you might as well just become a Mayan. There is no logical reason that I can come up with, to have your Friday Devotional on a Thursday and yet, that’s exactly what happened last week! I’m not going to lie and pretend that I wasn’t massively confused this week and that I didn’t go into work on the wrong days because that would just be lies and pretence. You need to know that this is all your fault and ensure it never happens again!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Billy I am laughing at you pain but your concern is duly noted! And to add even more confusion, Happy New Year three days early. 😉
Even the conversation about the article was funny here.
Thanks Theresa! Glad you enjoy it. Most of the time the comments are laughing at my pain. Oh the humanity!
Bad aftershave is quite flammable and can easily set an office on fire. But you didn’t hear that from me.
It’s also makes a mean martini! But I like the setting his office ablaze idea.
I know this boss! There are always those who are cheap and just plain crappy but they just seem to have all the money! Great one Deb
LOL I agree Donna. They are the same ones who (on Christmas Eve) decide to stop for gas and remember, “Oh I’d better get a dozen car fresheners as gifts for my staff.” Jerks!
That’s all very well but did your cheapskate boss give you your Christmas present on Dec 24th? No he didn’t because that’s just messing with the calendar and if you’re going to do that, you might as well just become a Mayan. There is no logical reason that I can come up with, to have your Friday Devotional on a Thursday and yet, that’s exactly what happened last week! I’m not going to lie and pretend that I wasn’t massively confused this week and that I didn’t go into work on the wrong days because that would just be lies and pretence. You need to know that this is all your fault and ensure it never happens again!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Billy I am laughing at you pain but your concern is duly noted! And to add even more confusion, Happy New Year three days early. 😉