We don’t have a lot of money but we do have a lot of hatred for Bon Jovi and we also have a ‘hate Bon Jovi fund’. There are strict rules and guidelines as to how and when we can withdraw from the fund but if the project is related to hating Bon Jovi, then it’s all good. Yesterday, I made a withdrawal to buy some doorknobs. I’m not talking about any boring old doorknobs but magic ones. I don’t understand the science but Hideyuki Nakayama, came up with a way of telling if Bon Jovi are in the next room, before walking into the next room:
well, that is a neat little door knob. Do you know what would be better? If it was a crystal ball and told the person turning the door knob if he or she were going to get lucky in that bedroom.
That would be so cool. If you knew you weren’t going to get lucky in the bedroom, you could go and have a cold shower.
Perhaps it could be combined with a snow globe, so that when it was snowing, you would know that there is a chill in the next room. And then…you would take your cold shower!
Forward thinking as usual Mike, I like it.
It should also be equipped with a temper monitor, so that you will know in advance if the person in the next room is ready to have passionate sex with you or murder you with the nearest heavy object … or both.
(I watch the ID Channel too much.)
These should be prerequisites to entering any room!