How to be a table

Not many people can perform magic. Apart from magicians, governments and governments that are magicians, the only people who can perform magic are magic people. If you’re unlike me, you’ll have witnessed some special moments in your life but I’ll bet my favorite Bon Jovi t-shirt, that you’ve never once, become a table:

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11 thoughts on “How to be a table”

  1. WARNING: If you’re going to attempt to do this folks, make sure your friends don’t try to glue you to another friend because it takes ages to get out of it, I use the term ‘friends’ massively loosely.

  2. Well, this is no worse than a whole lot of other useless passtimes for drunken college students.

  3. Now as I people watch from my park bench I’ll be thinking there goes another quarter of a table. 🙂

    1. You’re in a prime position to take it to the next level. As you people watch from your park bench, you could grab some people and become a park bench!:-)

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