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I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi

I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son of a bitch’ t-shirt but nobody would take a blind bit of notice. The only thing worse than not eating animals is not wearing them. Natalie Portman has a slightly different opinion on the subject than I have and she has a poster too:

 

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I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi

  1. Stephanie Queen
    March 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    This is just a gross, gross ad. This does not endear animals to me in any way, and I like animals. Bon Jovi probably hates this ad too. I can’t imagine why but I am just guessing on this.

    • March 2, 2012 at 3:47 pm

      I still like animals, despite the ad. If I was proficient enough in Photoshop, I would remove Natalie Portman and put Bon Jovi in her place. I’m not sure why but that would give me a lot of pleasure.

      • March 2, 2012 at 4:33 pm

        I would use Photoshop to take Natalie away from her urinal habitat and put her in a picture of MY shower! I have no passion for Bon Jovi.

        • March 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

          If Photoshop worked on real people, I would become proficient in it and remove the Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness.



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