If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality or the ducks will get you in the end.

I know you to be cleverer than me but I was thinking about using a phrase like “Orwellian dystopia” and seeing if that will convince you that I am in fact not a moron but one with individual thought. So there was Bill Y, all ready to throw in some serious words to make me look clever when I read about the superduck gay threat:

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9 thoughts on “If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality or the ducks will get you in the end.”

  1. And I had heard that home-schooled children were smarter! But, I guess it’s just “Garbage in, garbage out”. I would call her a quack!

  2. I welcome the ducks. I might not be able to compete with a super species of apes or lions or bears, but I’m pretty sure that superducks might not be that big a deal to overthrow. I already have a plan: Trick them into gathering in one place near water; throw bread in said water and when they all dive in, throw a net on top of them and be done with the superduck race. So simple. This chick is stupid even for 14.

      1. Then all of us humans will have a huge party, with Peking Duck, Duck à l’orange and duck soup. The wine of choice will be Cold Duck.

        Dessert will be Tiramisù. I just thought I’d throw that in.

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