I’m going to be the bigger man and walk away from this right now without saying a word.

Time to break from tradition. Tradition and I are splitting up. We’re going our separate ways and good luck to us both. I’m not going to stay here and mock the priority seating signs on Japan’s metro trains because that would be the easy way out. Maybe I’m growing up and attempting to embrace independent thought or maybe I’m just being lazy. One way or the other, it is what it is. I’m walking away from this right now and refusing to partake in some of the most obvious puns imaginable. You can go right ahead and be funny all by yourself. If you’re looking for me I’ll be at the bar:

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4 thoughts on “I’m going to be the bigger man and walk away from this right now without saying a word.”

  1. I guess Japanese minds just aren’t as dirty as ours. Either that, or someone is getting off on these!

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