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Is Miss USA Rigged?

June 15, 2012

At least two contestants from Miss USA are claiming that the pageant, the baby of Donald Trump, is rigged. Miss Pennsylvania and Miss Florida claim they saw a document which listed the five finalists. The problem with  this document is that it was written well before the top 15 semi-finalists were chosen.  So, Trump rigged the pageant?  Well, cut the man some slack. How else is he going to practice for the presidential election?


Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books ( As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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5 Responses to Is Miss USA Rigged?

  1. June 15, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    It seems Florida has been involved with rigged elections before!

  2. June 15, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    If Miss Pennsylvania and Miss Florida had junk and turned out to be Mr Pennsylvania and Mr Florida, that would be some serious rigging!

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    June 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    He’s certainly no Bert Parks for sure. I agree with Jack! 😉

  4. Jack Aiello
    June 15, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Let him keep rigging beauty pageants as long as he stays far away from presidential elections.

    • June 15, 2012 at 9:35 am

      Good point Jack!! Very good point.

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