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It’s Float Night!

August 14, 2012
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Our pool club sent out an email stating they are closed for 24 hours due to a poop found floating in the pool. However, they also stated that they will still be open for their Tuesday night float night, which really gives float night a whole new meaning! What’s on the menu – Baby Ruth’s? What do we really mean when we say we see a floater? Being asked not to touch someone elses flotation device might actually bring on some serious fear.

 

(If you remember Caddy Shack, you will understand the Baby Ruth!)

Wilma Jammer

Say whatever you want while you can. I am an open book mystery. My experience: Too much (head exploded) and Not Enough (everyday, something new).

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