I don’t have much money but I do know people who have much money and I know people who have far too much money. These people usually get what they want in life and sometimes it’s not unusual to find yourself becoming somewhat jealous. How this jealousy manifests itself is what’s interesting. Sometimes, one of these rich people might be in the market for a specific ‘Gum Drop Table Lamp – Baby Blue’. Sometimes you might be aware that they’re in the market for said product and sometimes you might be aware that they’ll be logging on to a certain website at a certain time, to order a certain something. Sometimes you might know someone who works at updating a certain website that sells a certain ‘Gum Drop Table Lamp – Baby Blue’. Sometimes you might be in contact with said person who may do you a little favor which somewhat soothes the raging jealousy, that’s coursing through your veins:
OK, where IS this store? I’ll just fly there in my private jet and buy all they have in stock (or at least, the one they photographed! I really wanted this lamp BEFORE it was marked down; now all my neighbors will get one, too!
I don’t think Walmart exists. Sure people talk about it and stuff but has anyone ever been there? I think not.
You should always be nice to IT people, receptionists, janitors, cleaning ladies and file clerks, because they RULE.
Ah I find it very hard, being nice to people. People, as a rule, aren’t very nice anyway. The nicest people I’ve met are non Bon Jovi fans.
HA HA HA HA! No “Blue Light” specials in their future!! Thanks Billy!
Blue Light indeed!
Well, that will show those rich bastards. So many go to Walmart for their home furnishings!
PWAHAHAHA!
That’s why they’re rich bastards.