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It’s Weiner Wednesday

May 30, 2012
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One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means:

1) You can start sexting for free

2) You can abuse office furniture when you get angry

3) You can think you are too good to pay parking tickets

4) You can resign from congress (because otherwise you might be lynched)

5) You can believe that a 21-year-old woman thinks your skinny, ugly self is attractive via cell phone

 

Anthony Weiner

Wilma Jammer

Say whatever you want while you can. I am an open book mystery. My experience: Too much (head exploded) and Not Enough (everyday, something new).

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2 Responses to It’s Weiner Wednesday

  1. May 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    oh, I finally have a name for it when I yell at my computer and kick my printer!



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