Kids are morons

I was never a kid. I was always the age I am now and always will be the age I am now, in my infinite awesomeness. Some people are eager to learn new things but not me because I already know everything about everything. To list all the things I know would probably take minutes so I’ll just tell you that I know how headphones work, unlike some people:

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  1. Kid’s Father: Look, Johnnie. Earphones! This is how you put it in your ear. Now you just stand here while I take your picture.

    Kid: I don’t want to do this. I want to play with my green plastic fish.

    Kid’s Father: Just stand there for a minute, okay? I need a picture I can use to embarrass you when you’re a teenager.

    1. Methinks Kathy speaks from experience here! Me also thinks that there’s a little Kathy somewhere with a hairbrush, singing at a mirror! Does me think wrong?

  2. If he has an outlet that fits the headphone plug, then I would say he is one of a new android race and the headphones are for US to listen to what is going on in his head!

    1. Mike Oberg, this is just beyond anything that can be considered coincidence. I was thinking the exact same thing but was too scared to mention it because people might think I’m not a well adjusted, balanced individual full of pent up Bon Jovi aggression!

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