The realization hit Thirsty Dave like a pointy object that had a point to prove. He moved in with Lisa from the off-license because he thought he was in love with her. He was in fact, in love with the beer that she sold but the thirsty one couldn’t see the wood though the trees even though he was sitting in a tree, made of wood. When he first saw the ad, he couldn’t believe that someone was giving away so much cool, free stuff and then the penny dropped and even though he had no more pennies, he didn’t bother picking it up:
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And I thought I was a pack rat!
Lisa’s man takes the prize for obviously never being able to throw anything out.
I think he’s massively guilty of that one alright.
Ah I remember when I had man crap, seems like such a long time since we moved in together!
Well, we understand why women rule the roost! I just love that she had to explain the sale after listing all this crap — uh, I mean man stuff!