Bill Y is one of the more gullible, misunderstood and humble geniuses that you could ever have the misfortune of meeting. It isn’t that I’m better than anyone else, its just that nobody is as good at me at anything and its just in my nature to be grounded in this bubble I’ve created to protect myself from the outside world. That outside world is a terrifying place. More terrifying than a decrease in the price of the so-called music of Bon Jovi is the thought of people deliberately not telling the truth on the internet:
You mean I have to stop using the handle “Foxy Loxy” and describing myself as 30 years old, gorgeous, stacked like a deck of cards and partial to wearing tight black minidresses and 3 inch heels?
*sigh*
What fun would that be?
I don’t see any reason why you should stop at all, at all!
So, you really CAN’T lose all the weight you want just by taking a little pill? I guess I won’t care as much after I claim my lost Nigerian fortune!
What a coincidence, I’m claiming my lost Nigerian fortune too!
You both have Nigerian fortunes, too? What a small world this is.
This coincidence thing just keeps growing. I’ve just to send some money and I’m ready to go.
I,like Mario, love living in my protective gelatinous domical where I’m eternally twenty-five years old, skinny and impenetrable to the howlings of Bon Jovi. Funny stuff Bill!
Well you’re the first person I’ve heard describing Jon Jovi’s music as “howling” and I massively commend you for that!. Well done!
Lies on the internet? I am getting my own bubble. Next thing you will tell me is that bad things happen to good people who use Craigs List
The bubble is proving more popular than I thought
I like my bubble too, Bill. It’s nice and cozy and Bon Jovi can’t get in and hurt me.
I know it’s not ideal to have to exist in the bubble but what ever keeps the Jovi out can only be a good thing so I’ve no intention of leaving for the foreseeable future!