Beneath the underbelly, where cats live, cats reign supreme. This feline sub culture, unknown to most, is known only to some. Some cats don’t have the time to find a partner and that’s where the greedy, opportunistic pigs come in to prey on the insecurities of others. Having said that, Mr. Spazzers might just be about to score:
Maybe he would like to meet my girl kitty, Harmony. On second thought, she LOVES laser pointers and has no opinion one way or another about Bob Barker. Scratch that idea. Too much incompatibility.
Unfortunately that wouldn’t work at all, they would be fighting like cats and dogs.
I think we might have a problem with that. Mr. Spazzerss is terrified of Nuns and by using some bizarre word association process that I don’t understand, Christians remind him on Nuns.
If he doesn’t find a cat to meet his needs, he can always try ChristianMingle.com. Maybe someone there will do.