I’ll bet you thought you were free of these.
2. If you re-gift something, make sure you don’t re-gift it to the person who gave it to you in the first place. Otherwise, you might end up like this: The Curious Case of the Moleskin Pants
3. Don’t sing Have a Holly Jolly Christmas or Up on the Housetop if you value your life the way you know it. You may sing Auld Lang Syne only at the stroke of midnight on January 1, and then only once.
4. If you can’t be bothered wrapping a Christmas gift, just tell the giftee that anything you give her/him is too precious to be covered in paper with a silly ribbon stuck on it. The person will melt in gratitude and you’ll be off the hook.
5. If you have to go back to work the day after Christmas, you are permitted to fall asleep at your desk.
*I’ll tell you anyway. My cat loves to lie on my computer desk, under the “hutch.” When I play anything on YouTube she usually gets up and leaves because the noise is too loud for her, right under the speakers. When I played her Bon Jovi’s “Every Day Should Be Like Christmas,” though, she stayed right where she was, totally contented. I will never live this down. My apologies to Bill Y Ledden.
Does your cat like the cat videos on YouTube or does she hate to see cats pander like that?
She can’t say anything, because I, her Mommy, have posted a video of her on YouTube. When you yourself are among the funny cats on YouTube, you are in no position to judge the others. 😉
I thought we were finally free of these. Anyways, I love the cat’s reaction to Sir Jon BJ’s music, which proves that cats are smarter than most humans.
I enjoy lulling people into a sense of security by not posting my Points to Remember for a while. Then, all of a sudden … WHAM! I hit everyone with another one when they are least suspecting it. It’s that old element of surprise. It works every time.
Christmas carols should only be sung in a choir. That way, everyone can make believe that they are the one voice that is in key!
Unfortunately, it’s often only one voice that is in key.
Everyday would be like Christmas if there was no Jon Jovi. I’m developing a secret serum that’s going to sort out this Jon Jovi stuff and that will be that. I can’t really go into much detail because it’s a secret serum but I am looking for someone to test the serum on. Is your cat busy?
LOL! My cat is allergic to anything that smacks of being examined or injected. I wouldn’t try to test any serum on her, if you value your life.