Chance interests me in the same way as the brave are favored by chance or are they? For years now, pigeons have shit on my head and I’ve just put it down to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I decided to go undercover as a pigeon to see if all this shitting on human heads was just something that happened to happen to the unfortunate human head or if there was more to this fecal matter than meets the head. In part one of my one part series, I find out how series, the matter is:
6 thoughts on “Read all about it”
Comments are closed.
I knew there was a conspiracy there somewhere. Birds are obviously smarter than we think they are. No birdbrains there!
I can’t really say much but there’s a covert operation involving a cuckoo, an egg and a nest and it’s about to go down very soon!
They seem to like to get our cars when we are not exposed ourselves! This just shows the value of air superiority.
They’re superior in every way and they even understand Math!
This explains why that seagull in Sea Isle, NJ targeted me and circled and pooped on me. He had this book somewhere! I knew it wasn’t random.
Until recently, I thought it was purely a pigeon thing but it involves pigeons, seagulls and Big Bird from Sesame Street!