Relationships are a lot like writing for a blog. When it’s new, you’re excited about doing it every day, then it starts to get boring, and you run out of things to say, so you do it once a month, until finally, instead of doing it at all, you just surf porn sites.
I love my blogs. Sometimes, though, I just need a break. Same thing with relationships. I haven’t dated anyone in 20 years. Waiting for one to come along that doesn’t bore me to death.
So, how many women will you tick off with this one? I loved it I must admit. I wish we could put this up as an advertisement to run right after every Kay Jewelers commercial.