Results May Vary

Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who has a daily regime that consists of doing the exact the opposite of what Thirsty Dave does. The house is full of organic spells and potions but she still doesn’t have an antidote for the so-called music of Bon Jovi. Scurvy Jane wanted to get her a present for putting up with the dreadful excuse for a human being that I am and she asked my opinion on some new facial cream of sorts. I don’t know what it was but the ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures just didn’t seem realistic to me:

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6 thoughts on “Results May Vary”

  1. I’d love to awaken one morning a hundred years younger. Of course, that would put me in my past life, which could be a little disconcerting, but I’d be willing to give it a try.

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