Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, we would be taken aback and grieve at the loss of a life. The scurvy one wouldn’t see it this way. She would see it as the atheist getting closer to God. There are many other examples of how the scurvy one puts a positive spin on negative things but I really couldn’t be bothered trying to explain them right now because I want toast. Oh, alright then, you can have one more:
What kind of parents does this poor kid have?
Big, I would imagine!
She seems very…”big-boned”!
I wonder if it costs more to buy big prams?
Who allows this to happen to their child? But she is kidnap resistant for sure.
If I was into kidnapping, I think I’d stay away from such a big prize!