She’s not heavy

Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, we would be taken aback and grieve at the loss of a life. The scurvy one wouldn’t see it this way. She would see it as the atheist getting closer to God. There are many other examples of how the scurvy one puts a positive spin on negative things but I really couldn’t be bothered trying to explain them right now because I want toast. Oh, alright then, you can have one more:

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