Social Shower Curtain

The human mind is not easy to understand. Thirsty Dave’s younger brother, MC Thirst is a sociable lover of beer. He goes out socially for a few social beers and then applies for a job with the social network, we’ve come to know as Facebook. He doesn’t get the job and then celebrates by going out socially with his social friends for a few social beers. If you were to ask him, how many times he applied for a job with Facebook, he would say “4,886 times”. If you were to ask him, how many times he didn’t get a job with Facebook, he would say “4,886 times”. If there’s two things in life that MC Thirst loves, it’s beer, Facebook and shower curtains. The song on the street is ‘2 out of three ain’t bad’ so Scurvy Jane may have got him the best birthday present ever:

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8 thoughts on “Social Shower Curtain”

  1. I have several areas of my life that work just fine without Facebook being involved! I would think that anyone this obsessed with social media would have more “friends”!

  2. I find it a little sad that someone would want that shower curtain, but if it makes them bathe, then it can’t be so bad. Better a clean Facebook addict than a stinky hater of Facebook.

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