Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t pay for them. Police report noted she handed the teller a note saying she had a gun and to hand over the money. Well, it probably sound more like, “Disss is a sssschtick up, I gotta gunnnmm.” She was later apprehended through a DNA sample of drool on the note. Now that’s what I call taking a bite out of crime!