Ssssschtick ‘em up

Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report.  Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t pay for them.  Police report noted she handed the teller a note saying she had a gun and to hand over the money.  Well, it probably sound more like, “Disss is a sssschtick up, I gotta gunnnmm.”  She was later apprehended through a DNA sample of drool on the note.  Now that’s what I call taking a bite out of crime!


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    1. With or without teeth if that chick is 49-years old, Tom Brady is married to Gisele Bundchen for her intellect,LOL!

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