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Ssssschtick ‘em up

February 7, 2012
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Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report.  Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t pay for them.  Police report noted she handed the teller a note saying she had a gun and to hand over the money.  Well, it probably sound more like, “Disss is a sssschtick up, I gotta gunnnmm.”  She was later apprehended through a DNA sample of drool on the note.  Now that’s what I call taking a bite out of crime!

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/02/toothless-bank-robber-needed-dentures_n_1249198.html

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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5 Responses to Ssssschtick ‘em up

  1. February 7, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Between Rick Santorum and this chick, I am really worried about the Keystone state. LOL

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 7, 2012 at 9:28 pm

      With or without teeth if that chick is 49-years old, Tom Brady is married to Gisele Bundchen for her intellect,LOL!

      • February 8, 2012 at 5:30 pm

        I can’t stop laughing!!

    • February 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      ROFL!

      • Deb Martin-Webster
        February 9, 2012 at 4:34 pm

        Samantha, sometimes all I can do is shake my head . . . lol



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