Stormy Weather and Multiple Personalities

Becoming a meteorologist requires special schooling, which is understandable when you recognize the huge burden they must bear. A meteorologist is like ten of the most memorable people in your life all rolled into one. The meteorologist is…

1. Your Mother: Telling you what to wear before you’ve had your orange juice.
2. Your Father: Offering unsolicited driving advice and accident descriptions.
3. Your Accountant: ‘cause it’s all about the numbers.
4. Your Grandmother: Making you fear the chill.
5. Your Old Science Teacher: Forcing you to know “why” when you don’t care.
6. Your Old Geography Teacher: Showing you maps of places you’ll never go to.
7. Your Doctors: Cheerful as they give you bad news.
8. Your Mechanic: Scaring you with worst case scenarios.
9. A Bad Boyfriend: Taking non-committal and running with it (“wintery mix”?)
10. Your Teenager: It’s never their fault, in fact it might be your fault.

Hats off to those meteorologists. Or is it hats on? Tune in and they’ll tell you!


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6 thoughts on “Stormy Weather and Multiple Personalities”

  1. Hehe! Good one! This from the person who almost faithfully checks the 60-second weather reports on the traffic and weather cable channel and cringes when those big green splotches are seen traveling over my neighborhood.

    1. I’m with you. I have 2 weather apps on my iPhone and am a busy body now keeping up with other people’s weather. I live in Pittsburgh, but heaven forbid I don’t know the temperature in New Haven.

  2. HAHAHAHAHA! It’s like the old saying, “A sweater is something you put on when your mother is cold!” Nice one Nancy!

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