When Sugartastic Daddy John was 9 years of age, his was called ‘Mr. Handsome’. Although he ignored most of the other things that his mother said to him that day, those life changing words stuck in his head. Fast forward to last week and the handsome man was nowhere to be seen. He had simply disappeared off the radar. We were beginning to panic until we received a postcard. It turns out that he’s relocated to a paradise island where Bon Jovi fans are not allowed. He’s set up several businesses and seems to be as happy as Larry, the Australian boxer who never lost a bout:
Well, thank God you found this guy. Think how much better the world is now that we all know where he lives!
Little Dill Y misses him but that’s only because he gives him free Mr. Handsome t-shirts