She was a teenage pop star; all young and massively confused. She heard about Fight Club and the 1st rule of Fight Club. Because of the 1st rule of Fight Club, she never talked about Fight Club and because of this, she wasn’t equipped with the right information and because of this, she was massively confused and because of this, this happened:
Could Bieber be the evil spawn of Bon Jovi?
I’ve never thought about it before but let’s examine the evidence; both irritate me more than magnets, both make a damn good living, peddling so-called music and both look as old as my niece who isn’t yet 10. Mike Oberg, you are a genius!
Poor Justin! Everybody picks on him. 😉
(Ah, but he’s so much fun to pick on.)
I know exactly what you mean. I’ve mocked him twice in 3 days and I don’t feel smart or clever because it’s just too damn easy.
And Justin Beiber’s lawyers are circling around saying, “Let’s get that Bon Jovi-hating, ex-musician who my guess is a very talented musician right now!” Do you want them to call me as a character witness?
I’m sure her lawyers have much more important things to be doing than bothering with little me. Bon Jovi’s lawyers are a whole different fish kettle though! You would make a damn cool character witness – a grown up character witness too but I can only imagine what you would say about me! lol