The Actor Nic Cage

7 opinionated, cultured cats were having a debate on the acting skills of the Actor Nic Cage. One said to the other six “That Actor Nic Cage is a cagey sort of character, what with all the different looks he has. One minute he’s mad, the next he’s even madder and the next, he’s as a mad as a mad cat in Las Vegas, with an accent, not unlike Elvis Presley.” The catty conversation continued until the early hours of the morning. Little did they know, that while they spoke, the Actor Nic Cage was nearby, intently hanging on to their every word. And then, behind their very eyes, the Actor Nic Cage transformed himself, like never before:

Share this Post:

8 thoughts on “The Actor Nic Cage”

  1. Nic Cage used to be a serious actor, but lately he has to play on the edge of insanity, emotional intensity and pure campiness.

    1. Agreed and nowhere is it more evident than the brilliant ‘The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans’ Not only do we get Nic Cage but Val Kilmer too! it just doesn’t get any worse.

  2. ROFL!

    “We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!”

    For some reason, that line actually works in the movie. Loretta (a/k/a Cher) doesn’t know what she’s getting into.

Comments are closed.