And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!” file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his penis.
According to the victim, who was known for his amorous rendezvous with many, many…many women in his local village, a group of men burst into his home, put a bag over his head and just like that — no penis. And unlike Lorena Bobbitt, who had the decency to throw her-ex-husband’s penis away which allowed rescuers to find it and provide man and organ with a happy reunion, the penis pilferers, who police believe were the jealous lovers of the cheating women, took the organ with them.
Is there a lesson here? Well, I guess the first one would be: Don’t cheat! But since that is not always the rule people adhere to, we will move on to the second lesson: Think with your head and by that I mean the organ that sits on top of your shoulders. If you live in a village where it’s okay to cut off offending body parts, go cheat somewhere else where they might have a different philosophy for revenge. It could save you a lot of pain down the road.
I don’t know; I think I really miss the days when people just filed for divorce.