The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil

The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a fire in the theater which resulted when audience members, who witnessed the loud and enthusiastic performance of the border agents, felt the need to light up cigarettes. However, Cirque Du Soleil has decided not to press charges and in fact, has signed the couple to a long-term contract explaining that their death-defying acrobatics and colorful visual display fit in well with the famous traveling show.

Share this Post:

4 thoughts on “The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil”

    1. p.s. and it shows how old I am using the term “necking” instead of making out, sigh! 🙁

Comments are closed.