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The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

April 11, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.”  Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men she wants, she should dab on bacon juice. Nothing entices men more than smoked pork products.


Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books ( As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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5 Responses to The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

  1. April 12, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I prefer my women to smell like chocolate. Even better if they taste like it!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    April 12, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I prefer duck sauce spiked with ginger. An hour later you want to smell me again.

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      Deb, you are so freaking funny! HA HA HA

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    What? Smelling like a Mr. Softee ice cream cone isn’t sexy?

    • April 12, 2012 at 8:15 am

      I guess if it’s vanilla it would be, but the twist cones are out!

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