An armed robber in Brazil, burst into a luxury sex toy shop, tied up the sales associate and stole just one item: an 18-carat, gold-plated vibrator. This might turn out to be the ultimate exercise in frustration for the robber as he forgot to steal the charger that keeps the vibrator going. I fear there are so many lessons to be learned here, so let’s examine a few:
1) Golden Idols come and go, but they seldom stand strong for long.
2) Sometimes it is the shiniest of objects that are the most fragile.
3) Batteries Not Included: Maybe the most important words ever written.
4) Simplifying one’s life NEVER includes an 18-carat, $4,000 vibrator unless your name is Liberace.
5) It might look like a duck and quack like a duck, but if it doesn’t have a plug, it’s a dead duck.
And finally,
5) It doesn’t matter how pretty it is; if you can’t turn it on, it’s probably worthless.
This are powerful lessons Donna…um, perhaps less powerful since the guy forgot the power cord.
You are right Tor. The guy was not that bright — obviously not operating with a full charge
Was #1 about me was it? You’ve been talking to my wife again, huh?
Yes, Jack. You now know I wrote about you. 🙂
My dating career would have been so much less frustrating if I had known #5!
Live and learn Mike. It is never too late!
A test of a true dirty mind is if you can get a really good double meaning out of that last statement. 😉
My dirty mind is even filthier than I thought!