Thetan In Your Eye

Voice 1: “Well, then I vandalized my neighbor’s house and kicked his dog.”
Voice 2: “Wow”

Voice 1: “But he’s so weird! He’s a Scientologist!”
Voice 2: “Oh dear…”

Voice 1: “They believe that there’s evil stuff in their bodies that must be cleansed by some silly church official.”
Voice 2: “That IS pretty crazy!”

Voice 1: “But anyway, I guess I probably should have left his dog alone.”
Voice 2: “God, the Father of Mercies, through the death and resurrection of his Son has reconciled the world to himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins; through the ministry of the Church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.”

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